Showering

Remember the days when you were a child and you used to have a weekly bath on a sunday night (if you don't then that's awkward). But now I'm all grown up, I realise that you have to wash more often than the statutory once a week and you now have to do it standing up because working class people have busy lives and baths take too long. However, have you ever been in the shower on a crisp monday morning, it's lovely and warm and you've been in for a good teen minutes so you decide to close your eyes so that when you wash your hair the shampoo doesn't permanently blind you. Well it's this moment that I realise I've made a mistake and start to think, what if, when I open my eyes someone is there in the shower with me?!. I'm not joking I stood in the shower with my eyes closed for a good 5 minutes after I'd washed my hair thinking when the best time to open my eyes was. If there was a person/monster there with me I'd probably have a heart attack when I opened my eyes to their face, so i've now resided to having to turn to face a wall so i'm sure no one is there when I open my eyes....I hate Showers